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Joke of the Day
"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"
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"Someone asked me if it's true that all the women I've made love to have been depressed I said, ""That depends...do you mean before or after?"""
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"
"As you get older, dirty talk turns into ""Yeah baby, take that nap. Take all of it honey. You like that couch? Oh yeah, sleep on it..."""
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Just trying to fit in."
"If Caitlyn Jenner was a super hero, what team would she be in? The X-Men"
"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate it's tits a lot."
"HR said it's not necessary but I like my sickness to be taken seriously by having my mom send in an email validating my degree of sickness"
"My grandmother finds it important to stay in shape, so she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is."
"[shows up late for first day of new job] *blames it on rush hour* [shows up late for second day of new job] *blames it on rush hour 2*"