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Joke of the Day

"I was going to make a chemistry joke But I know I won't get a reaction"

"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."

"What do you call a play about a dictionary? A pun!"

"My dad gave me a stamp collection for my birthday... I said, ""Did you buy these or save them from all the years of not paying child support."" -Courtesy of Tommy Johnagin"

"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."

"thanks, but I'M TOO FAR AWAY FOR YOU TO BE HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS STOP IT"

"What is the longest word in the feminist dictionary? Antidickstablishmentarianism."

"How do you say ""Fuck You"" in Yiddish? Trust me!"

"Tell me how Dora can be completely bilingual at the age of five, but can't find a stupid apple on a tree behind her?"

"What type of car does a Loch ness monster Drive? A nissan [tree fiddy](http://www.motorstown.com/images/nissan-350-z-coupe-02.jpg)"