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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder..."

"We saw, we came... ...and we were told to get out of the girls' locker room."

"What's the definition of a masochist with necrobeastiality tendencies? Someone who literally gets off beating a dead horse."

"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"

"There is a fine line between public and pubic"

"The main lumberjack at my company does some minor computer hacking in his spare time... ...he's our key logger."

"I would talk about computer science... But it makes my mother board"

"What's a reindeer's favourite celebrity? Beyonsleigh"

"My Mother uses lemon juice for her complexion. Maybe that is why she always looks so sour."

"Two scientists walk into a bar The first one says ""I'll have an H2O"" The second one orders a beer."