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Joke of the Day
"How do you milk a sheep? Bring out a new iPhone."
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"Q: What kind of a car does a crazy man drive? A: A LOCOmotive."
"i was sitting next to a gorgeous girl on the bus yesterday i was so nervous. i kept thinking to myself ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner"". she got a boner."
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""
"Sandwich walk into a bar/ The bartender said, sorry, we don't serve food."
"Today I learned... That I'm on the wrong subreddit."
"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"A rock flying through the hemisphere is called an Asteroid. A lump on your ass is called a Hemorrhoid...... If you think of it,Shouldn't it be the other way around?"
"People who tie their sweaters around their necks look like they were giving somebody a piggyback ride before the person got Raptured."
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