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Joke of the Day

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."

"Did you hear about the guy who swam the English Channel with no arms or legs? They call him... *'clever dick!'*"

"Look, you invented bread and I invented knives. Let's combine forces and we could be the best thing since...well we'll think of that later."

"Wife: We don't have anything planned today... Me: Cool! Wife: ...so I was thinking we should... Me: (dammit)"

"The N word. What do you call a bus full of niggers under the ocean with 1 empty seat ? A crying shame"

"These sex jokes are in really poor taste and they need to stop. I mean, cum on, guys."

"A Kindergarten teacher in Detroit asks her class what sound a pig makes... A boy in the back of the class stands up and yells, ""FREEZE MOTHA FUCKA"""

"Where does a guy from Arkansas go to pick up girls? Family reunions."

"There's a group of passive aggressive people that keep saying I'm a snoopy mailman I know because they keep writing letters about it to their friends."

"Why does Father Time wear bandages? Because day breaks and night falls."