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Joke of the Day

"Cannibal A cannibal and his son went hunting ,they hunted Britney Spears . The son said: papa, let us take her home and eat her? Father said : No, son, we take her home and eat your mother."

"What do you call a shy rapper? Lil' Confidence"

"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."

"Recently in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical I am appealing (-Stewart Francis)"

"What's long, hard, goes in a vagina, out of a vagina, and leaves a whore feeling good about herself? An abortion hook."

"What do you call Venus Williams' collection of Pokemon? The 'mons of Venus."

"eating Asian pussy all I need was SWEET AND SOUR SAUCE"

"[writes THIS IS A ROBBERY on a deposit slip, slides it to teller] [teller writes something, slides it back] NO THIS IS A DEPOSIT SLIP"

"My stomach just growled so hard I thought I was getting a text message."

"People call me Mr Compromise. Wasn't my first choice for a nickname, but I can live with it."