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Joke of the Day
"What did the grape say when an elephant stepped on him? Nothing, he just let out a little wine."
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"What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef? **FILET MIGNON!**"
"What do you call a camel with 3 humps? Pregnant Dad joke courtesy of my child"
"BREAKING NEWS: Texas A&M Library burns to ground... Both books were completely destroyed. The worst part is, one of them wasn't even colored in yet."
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
"If a plane from California crashes in a cemetery in Montana where are the survivors buried?"
"If you're upset about seeing a middle finger on TV, you're going to sh!t yourself when you see everything else going on in the world."
"Girlfriend and I are visiting San Fran to finally see the Golden Gate in person. ""What are we going to do when we see it?"" she asks. ""We'll cross that bridge when we get there."""
"Donald Trump, for the first time in his life, he goes and applies for a job And gets the position of President of the US"
"if running over deer had taught me anything... It's that if somethings horny, plow it on the hood of your car"