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Joke of the Day
"If the Fresh Prince owned an airline, what would it be called? BelAir"
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"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."
"So a horse walks into a bar... And many people leave because that is a safety hazard"
"My Brian Williams's helicopter jokes have been going great! None have been shot down so far!"
"I was having sex with a woman last night and she kept screaming this other guys name. Who the hell is this ""Rape"" fellow, anyway?"
"What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did? *Apollo*gize."
"I'm in a pickle and I don't know how to dill with it"
"What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."
"Never trust an atom... They make up everything!"