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Joke of the Day
"You can't prove that I'm not the center of the universe."
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"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"
"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."
"All this 'Frozen' merchandise is just getting ridiculous. I was at the supermarket earlier and they've now got a whole bloody aisle just for Frozen stuff."
"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"
"How is a fish like a bicycle? Neither one knows how to whistle!"
"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
"greasy... Q: Why are you so fat? A: From eating your mom's greasy pussy."
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"