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Joke of the Day
"If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?"
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"Took my car to the mechanic because it was making a terrible noise... Turns out it was just a Pitbull song on the radio."
"What's the difference between a snowman and snow woman? Snowballs"
"My stove is the most expensive cigarette lighter I've ever purchased."
"What do you call a narcissistic plant with an erection? A self-raising flower. I'm so sorry."
"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"
"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."
"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"
"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, they caught him."
"I can't remember my Password i can remember my Password being ""Mypenis"" but it keeps telling me that my password is too short :("