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Joke of the Day
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
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"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"
"How many Mexican's does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"
"How do you know you are in the gardening section of Home Depot? Everything is priced in pesos."
"What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant? It'll Dimsum."
"What do you call anal sex on an airplane? High ass fuck"
"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"
"Cat 911: What's your emergency? Cat: I knocked everything off the tables now I'm scared! Cat 911: Seriously? Cat: No, LOL! Cat 911: LOL!"
"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."
"Jesus, my local time travel club postponed their meeting again.. Now its last week"