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Joke of the Day
"A nerd found out about the iPhone 6S Plus. He then said, ""6s+ what? Finish the equation!"""
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"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other."
"""As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are "" I haven't started either"""
"God is like Justin Bieber. I have nothing against him personally, but his fan club is super annoying."
"Who likes debates Defish"
"Confusius says Whaaat?!"
"In 1987, we had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope... ...now we have Obama, no cash, and no hope."
"The miserly squirrel never found a mate, because he insisted on aprenutshell agreement."
"A dolphin walks into a bar. Impossible, dolphins don't have legs."