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Joke of the Day

"how do you get a 78 year old lady to scream f**k?! get another 78 year old lady to yell BINGO! waka waka!"

"Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock, Who's there, King Tut, King Tut who? King-Tut-Key Fried Chicken"

"What do Bill Cosby and Santa Claus have in common? They both come when you're alseep."

"When can you tell your waitress is having a bad day? When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil."

"My mum said I couldn't go out past 12. My teenage years are going to be very lonely."

"It only took three years but I finally finished eating that box of taquitos from Costco."

"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, I'm going in."

"If my iPod doesn't work in the next few minutes, I'm throwing it in the river. It can either sync or swim."

"The fastest way to get to the front of the line at Starbucks is just to tell everyone you saw Adele outside."

"Recent study has revealed that masturbation might help curing the common cold. Well I hope it is true because I haven't got any more tissues left.."