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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb.. ? Just Juan!"
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"Why won't Microsoft hire any maids? Because they don't do Windows"
"I hate finals week. Everyone gets testy."
"Why would you ever ""brave"" the cold when you can ""complain about"" it?"
"What's another name for black pitbull? Flo Rida"
"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"
"Two ions are walking down the street... the first one says I'm missing an electron. The second one asks ""Are you sure?"" The first one says ""I'm positive"""
"Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog? Dog: i have a boyfriend"
"So a dyslexic guy walks into a bra."
"So I peed on my phone last night man was I pissed."