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Joke of the Day

"I'm rubber, you're glue. He's scissors, she's a toner cartridge, those fellas are paperclips. Welcome to the supply closet pal."

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"a priest, a jew, and an atheist walk into a bar... they get a few drinks, and walk out."
"I saw Kony kissing Santa Claus"
"So Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter are to separate after 13 years together. I wonder who will get custody of Johnny Depp."
"What do you call the son of Kim jong-un? Kim jong-deux"
"Typos... that's just how I role."
"Why did the former fitter turned baker enter the lottery? To win dough."
"What is Donald Trump's favourite nation? Discrimination."
"There's a sign at the airport in Pristina Welcome to Kosovo Your car is already here"
"Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do? Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. ""Oh damn, shots fired!"" But not by the pizza guy."