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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch a one of a kind bird? Unique up on it. Welcome to kindergarten."
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"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."
"Me: my best friend is my wife Everyone: awwww My Best Friend Carl: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT YOUR WIFE"
"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""
"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."
"What do you call an impatient skin infection? *Rash*"
"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""
"My rock band got a gig at the baseball game. I played first bass."
"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"
"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."