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Joke of the Day

"Why does the French Military install rearview mirrors on their tanks? So that they can see the battle."

"I always eat what's put in front of me... ...and that's why I'm no longer allowed to be a gynaecologist."

"Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired."

"Not to brag, but according to this food packaging I just ate enough fancy cashews to serve 638 people."

"Why did Ray Bradbury use heated lube? It was a pleasure to burn."

"[Request] Can I have a joke about early 20th century writing, poetry, or T.S. Eliot? Not a joke...just a request to the more talented. Thanks in advance!"

"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"

"Whats common between Reddit jokes & Dave ? You never get tired of seeing them again & again ..."

"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"

"On this pesticide spray it says, ""Keep away from children."" Fuck, they knew I was coming."