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Joke of the Day
"E.T.'s last name was ""Cetera"""
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"I thought I'd spent all night disco dancing with this girl in a club. But apparently she was deaf and telling me to f*ck off'."
"I just realized that when I murder someone my neighbors will never describe me as ""quiet"""
"I just passed my drug test My dealer has some serious explaining to do"
"How do you make an English Muffin blush? You nook at its crannies."
"I asked an atheist ""How do you view homosexuality?"" He replied ""Mostly on pornhub"""
"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"
"If you were a browser, you'd be called FireFoxy."
"So a horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""They wouldn't renew Sex and the City for another season."""
"What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol"