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Joke of the Day
"Bring brownies to work. Spend the rest of the day asking coworkers, ""you feelin anything yet?"""
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"When you're enjoying your Chow mein.. ..but you miss your dog."
"My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark."
"What do 90's boy bands and blue spruce trees have in common? They all have frosted tips."
"How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb? None *et al.*"
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
"What do rappers like on their burritos? Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out"
"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."
"Which came first. . . social media or dumb people? AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language?"
"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."