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Joke of the Day

"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."

"I'm certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car."

"To the girl with the nazi swastika avi that just rt'd me...... You just rt'd a Jew!!!! Enjoy your evening shalom"

"Say what you will about old people but I respect that they never talked about their feelings"

"(Ok don't let her know ur Jesus) Girl: Meet my dad *they shake hands* *Dad stands up from wheelchair* Dad: It's a miracle! Jesus: *facepalm*"

"This summer, while visiting Europe, I had a blast in Florence. She seemed to enjoy herself too."

"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."

"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."

"How does a Facebook employee greet each other? Hey there, whatsapp!!"

"What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic? An Ester Bond"