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Joke of the Day

"[NSFW] Why is Popeye's penis soft and smooth? He puts it in Olive Oyl. Edit: I don't know why this is tagged under religion. \_()_/ "

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"

"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"

"Did blacks invent rape? Or did they steal that too?"

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff."

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"

"Why did the snowman smile? He heard that the snow-blower was in town."

"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."