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Joke of the Day

"Do regular squirrels think flying squirrels are super heroes??!"

"When life gives you lemons Chances are you are high on LSD"

"My tacos arrived with a fork on the plate. I can only guess it's there to stab potential taco thieves."

"A good name for a dog would be syndrome. Because then you could say down, syndrome. -courtesy of norm macdonald ;)"

"I was going to join the debating team... ...but someone talked me out of it."

"As I get older I realize my penis is like Jesus. It takes 3 days to reserect after a good beating."

"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""

"I believe in ""you're stupid"" at first sight."

"My two year old nephew, though adorable, is a pretty violent drunk."

"Kids are smarter than adults I believe that kids are much smarter than adults. Why? Because I don't know one kid who has a wife and a family."