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Joke of the Day
"whats black on top and white on the bottom? rape"
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"""I'm in the best shape of my life!"" -Newborn baby"
"Consequences One of the more interesting consequences of having watched *Pulp Fiction* before reading *Hamlet*, is that I pictured Marcellus as a big black guy."
"Why did Adolf Hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill."
"Who manufactures Quidditch balls. Wilson. J.K. Rawling"
"Did you hear about the ambidextrous golfer? He swings both ways."
"""I'll just stagger around yelling random, incoherent shit as people try to keep me from hurting myself."" Drunks and 1 year olds."
"I am allergic to stupidity, so I break out in sarcasm."
"Jimmy how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more mom. It's empty."
"I just read the ""100 things to do before you die"" list.... I'm kinda surprised that ""call 911"" didn't make the cut."