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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? It was a grave mistake. Woohoo! I'm making these up!!"

"What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor."

"I feel so off the grid. I watched the Grampas instead of the Grammys last night."

"You know what the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket ""How far you think I can kick this bucket"""

"There once a website called toogle now it is google"

"We've secretly replaced the G with a K on this bottle of Jergens. Let's see if he notices."

"I used to live with a girl ...until she realized I was there"

"Apparently my girlfriend is a lot like JIRA... They're REALLY good for creating issues."

"Somebody told me that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... I'm really glad I went for a second opinion before my surgery."

"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."