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Joke of the Day
"Why is Santas sack so big? Because he only comes once a year"
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"All this reddit drama tends to run together on me... Like banksters on a Republican ticket."
"Where did bob go during the explosion? ...everywhere......."
"What do you call a vegetable/fruit that dies for it's religion? A Tomartyr"
"Grammar Nazi vs. Hitler Soldier:""Sir, we are mining too many useless ores."" Hitler:""So mine less!"" [Grammar Nazi busts in] ""MINE FEWER"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes?"""
"Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?"
"Did you hear about the red luxury cruise liner that collided with the blue luxury cruise liner? The passengers and crew were marooned."
"A Mexican magician announced... ""For my next trick, I will count to ten and vanish into thin air."" He began ""Uno....dos.."" Then he disappeared without a tres."
"What do you call poultry that glows in the dark? Chicken Kiev"
"My wife looked different today then it dawned on me. Her mouth was closed..."