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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a horny girl and a hungry girl? Where she puts the cucumber.."
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"Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight space cow preventing other cows from clearing the moon. Goodnight ketamine."
"Things that are loud: Jet engines Dynamite Opening a bag of Sun Chips at a funeral Rock concerts"
"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."
"As a Malaysian, I thought that our Prime Minister would be crowned the worst political leader of the century But it looks like America has finally decided to us their Trump card."
"Cutting a bell pepper feels like the vegetable version of killing an alien with all its little alien babies."
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"Maybe the Mayans were talking about hockey"
"Shoutout to the dozens of people still trying to make Google+ a thing!"
"LPT: If you want to pick up wet girls go around driving while its raining and offer if they need a ride"