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Joke of the Day
"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."
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"Once Upon a Time Is a brilliant series"
"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar...... followed by batman!.... Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na"
"How does every racist joke begin? By glancing around the room."
"What's a bisexual person who can't find a partner? On standbi."
"Where do cows go for fun? To the moo-vies!"
"UHD TVs are going to be obsoleted next year by the new standard: DBZ It has a a vertical resolution that is over 9000."
"I carry one of those tiny Swiss Army knives with me at all times. You never know when you'll need a tiny blade to thwart an attacker."
"""Sir, are you interested in the satellite radio upgrade?"" ...uhhhh, for driving in space?"
"What do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? Names! -Bo Burnham"