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Joke of the Day

"I came back from vacation with a serious addiction ...to the hokey-pokey, but I turned myself around."

"How many karma whores does it take to change a lightbulb? When this gets 500 upvotes, I'll tell you the answer."

"Joke What did the egg say to the moon"

"Do you like long lines, mass transit and sweaty white people? Ask your doctor if a Disney trip is right for you."

"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"

"I asked Barack Obama if we could get together later, and he said Yes We Can!"

"Was having a problem with one of my contact lenses. Fortunately, my wife had the solution."

"u ever watch a spider build a web and ur like damn and i cant even build a desk from IKEA"

"A man goes to the hospital after shoving 6 toy horses in his ass... After a thorough inspection, the doctor stated his condition was stable."