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Joke of the Day

"One day YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook join together and be called.... YouTwitFace"

"Why do melons always have big weddings? Because they can't elope."

"The U.S. is scheduled to play Germany soon at the World Cup. President Obama and German Chancellor Angela Merkel already have a bet going. The loser keeps Hasselhoff."

"Did you hear about the Mexican Army's new weapons? Everyone was issued a nail gun."

"What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow ? Slush puppies !"

"My kids had a shirt made for me that says 'father of the year 2014 quarter finalist'."

"Left handed people can't do anything right. That... that's it. That's the joke. You don't get it? Then you're probably left handed."

"Why did Beyonce sing ""to the left, to the left"" ? Because she knew Niggas have no right."

"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."

"Go Pats! (I mean people named Pat. Can't be easy for them.)"