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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple."
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"You know what really sucks? Sluts."
"I grew up on cartoon violence So naturally, when I fight, it's a giant dust ball with stars and exclamation points flying about"
"If I had a dog I'd say ""I have a bone to pick with you!"" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh"
"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."
"What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"One time, a cow saved my life It was bovine intervention."
"I need Jesus in my life This lawn aint gonna cut itself"
"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."