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Joke of the Day
"Why do black people have white palms? Because everyone has a little bit of good in them."
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"i did it God! i finaly got 2 of evry animal NOAH.THEY HAVE TO BE ALIVE *noah looks at boat full of dead animals* do u kno how long this took"
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"All my life, I've wanted to learn how to juggle... But I never had the balls to try"
"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"