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Joke of the Day

"How many prostitutes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but she charges me extra for weird stuff"

"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""

"I like my women how I like my coffee Black, bitter, preferably fair trade"

"I like my exes like I like my msn messenger Misremembered fondly but gone forever."

"damn girl are you a mouse because your body is decomposing in my drywall"

"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."

"What kind of pizzas did Al Qaeda deliver to the World Trade Center? Two large plains."

"What does 80 year old pussy smell like? Depends"

"Why should you distrust atoms? Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos."

"Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada. He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist."