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Joke of the Day
"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."
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"Nothing says ""I've made poor life decisions"" like a couch in your front yard."
"Boss: This is the 3rd time I've seen you slacking off today. Do you know what that means? Me: You want me to move the couch into my office?"
"I said hi to Ellen Pao today She told me to stop being sexist"
"Whats the best part about sex with a pregnant woman? You get a blowjob from the fetus."
"Guys! The Ultimate Warrior Is Not Dead! He just decided to return to Parts Unkown."
"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"
"Remains to be seen... ...if glass coffins become popular."
"Anyone else call their farts ""Smelly Wind Monsters?"" Cuz if Jew don't Jew should and if you Jew than take this shower. It's a gas! Also, butt trumpet."
"I felt like doing some service today, so I decided to donate some video games to the Rehabilitation Center for Meth Addicts. They seemed particularly fond of ""Need for Speed""."