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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks ""Why the long face?"" He answers, ""because I'm an alcoholic and I'm destroying my family."""

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"Following someone on Twitter and complaining about what they tweet about is like phoning someone to tell them you don't want to talk to them"

"My dad was fired from his job in road work for theft... I didn't believe it at first. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"Why did the lettuce blush? Because he saw the salad dressing"

"Ever hear the joke about the insecure comedian? ...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway."

"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"

"Why were the people in the twin towers so upset? They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane"