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Joke of the Day

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"What do you call two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."

"The traffic must be horrendous in a red light district"

"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""

"TIL grizzly bears are not harmed by microwave radiation. In fact, they are one among several species of non-polar bear!"

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"On a scale of 1 to 'Maxi pad with wings' How self-absorbed are you?"

"A lot of people make a big deal about age differences in couples. As far as I'm concerned a girl is fair game as soon as she's finished school. So usually at about 3:15"

"I often find myself crying during sex... Probably from the pepper spray..."