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Joke of the Day

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"What did the Hawaiian Jihadist say before he died? Aloha Ackbar!"

"How do you give a catholic priest a circumcision? Kick the altar boy in the chin."

"My daughter may only be one year old today, but she retrieves beer from the fridge at a fourth grade level."

"Hitler wasn't a very athletic man. He never even finished a single race."

"so you teens like ""selfies"" huh? well if you picked up a bible now and then you would know god did selfies when he created us in his image"

"Just found out you can eat a big turkey dinner whenever you want without having to be thankful. This changes everything."

"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."

"A man walks into a bar and notices two things: 1. there's a line. 2. The daily special is a Cranberry & Vodka. So he gets into the punch-line."

"What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone? The Galaxy note 7"