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Joke of the Day

"Ever hear the joke about the insecure comedian? ...it's okay, you probably wouldn't have liked it, anyway."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."

"What's the difference between Preston Coach Terminal and a lobster with 34e breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."

"""Meh"" -apathetic cow"

"What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet? Last year's Hide and Go seek champion."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero."

"How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers? Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!"

"Physics joke Yo mama so fat she has a spin of 2"

"Why did the sand dune blush? Because the sea weed"

"What happened to the Japanese Senator with Erectile Dis-function that didn't get enough votes this year. He rost the erection."