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Joke of the Day

"Recent studies show that 9 out of 10 people enjoy... Gangrape"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 eight 9. That's right; That's the punchline."

"Why was the car engine so loud, but the rest of the car terrible? Because torque is cheap"

"People say drugs are bad, but I'm calling complete BS on that. I've only been on meth for 20 minutes and I'm already the king of Jupiter."

"The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you."

"What is the difference between a turkey and my wife? I stuff the turkey before eating it."

"What does Donald Trump say when he's mad? There'll be hell toupee!"

"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."

"Why did only 2 Mexicans cross the border? The sign said ""No Trespassing"" (TRES-Passing)"

"How do you stop a taliban tank ? Shoot the Guy Pushing it"