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"What does snoop doggy dog use to do his laundry? Answer in comments."
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"Is there a shorter word for monosyllabic? Credit: Stephen Wright"
"16 and Pregnant? How come I didn't get my own show when I was 16? ""16 and smart enough to use a rubber."""
"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""
"What does a pizza delivery boy and a gynecologist have in common? they can smell it, but they can't eat it."
"I thought my publication about fish living on land would be a big hit Too bad it was just a flop"
"Make librarians cry by calling it a ""Book Museum"" while taking pictures with your iPad."
"I've been researching some useless facts... Want some examples? I have found out that there are over 10,000 different types of lice. And that's just off the top of my head."
"I asked my friend if you could meet anyone living or dead, who would you choose? He said, ""Donald Trump, dead."""
"Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !"