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Joke of the Day
"Any pizza at Pizza Hut is only $10. ANY! How is there still sadness in the world?"
Next Joke
"What's the most frighting thing you can read in braille? Do not touch."
"A blind man got a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent thing he's ever read."
"Policie arrested 2 kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid and the other one was eating fireworks. One kid was charged, but the other one took off."
"Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets"
"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"
"I'm going to put my grandmother on speed dial. I'll call it Instagram."
"Why should you always tend sheep near a hospital? Because at any moment they could bleet out"
"I should've listened to my dad. Friend: What did he say? Me: How the fuck would I know? I didn't listen."
"Reddit is like my ex. The biggest time waster ever."