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Joke of the Day

"Zayn is leaving 1D. BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson... Imagine the headlines ""New Top Gear host Zayn Malik"" ... ""New One Direction member Jeremy Clarkson"" :D"

"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."

"How many bones are there in a graveyard? A skeleTON."

"Jim: Tim, see if the indicator lights are working... Tim: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

"How do you win a superbowl without cheating? I don't know, I'm a Patriots fan"

"First time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind."

"Why did ebola cross the road? To infect more people and make them shit out their insides and sweat blood."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."

"How do you tell which truck is the mail truck? It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day."

"""Did you get a haircut?"" ""No, I dyed the tips of my hair invisible..."""