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Joke of the Day

"How many bones are there in a graveyard? A skeleTON."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their..."

"Life with erectile dysfunction is hard But really it isn't."

"Poor Kids One Day, Charles told his father he was going to the Wishing Well. So he flips a penny into a well, makes a wish, and walks home. ""What did you wish for?"", Asks the Father. ""Another Penny"""

"Cop: Sir, have you been drinking? Driver: Go, Pikachu! Thunderbolt! Cop: Sir, did you just throw a hamster at my head?"

"I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. Because then I would know she is capable of making decisions she will regret in the future."

"My friend gets mad when I mention he only has one ball. That's no reason to get testy."

"I was trying to think of a joke about leprechauns... ...but I lucked out"

"What's a three letter word for Hell? DMV."

"What starts with 'M', ends with 'arriage' and is a man's favorite thing A miscarriage"