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Joke of the Day

"Why did ebola cross the road? To infect more people and make them shit out their insides and sweat blood."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Homeless Barbie ...complete with stolen K-Mart shopping cart"

"One is the loneliest number. Seven is kinda racist. Nine needs to just come out already. Four drinks to forget. Three is angry, so so angry."

"You can find me in the club, eatin' Cap'n Crunch I'm into having snacks, I ain't into making lunch"

"A deer walks out of a gay bar... ""Wow. I can't believe I just blew sixty bucks!"""

"What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time? Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog."

"What gets easier to pick up as it gets heavier? Women."

"Me: you have a good head on your shoulders Neck: ok wow, i'm like right here"

"Why the new Apple Pencil isn't included with the new iPad Pro. There is no point."

"9/11 jokes aren't funny... My dad died on 9/11. I still remember his last words ""ALLAHU AKBAR""."