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"Jim: Tim, see if the indicator lights are working... Tim: Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."
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"Why did Adele cross the road To get to the other side"
"Where do you go during a zombie apocalypse? The living room."
"[wedding] Priest: repeat after me Groom: after me P: ... [to bride] is he serious Bride: no his name is gary"
"What murder mystery is especially popular among mathematicians? the Sin of 4"
"What do you call an erection during a funeral? Mourning wood!"
"All women really want is to be treated like you treat your iPhone."
"What do you call a super cool assassin? A badassassin."
"Hey, do you like wind? No. I'm not a fan."
"Was tempted to commit suicide last night... So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)"