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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion? Seeing your ex."

"Embarrassed Shopper I get so embarrassed grocery shopping when I see the Salad Dressing"

"What would happen if James Bond took Viagra? He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all."

"Queen Elizabeth's horse tested positive for morphine and a mix of other powerful drugs. Sources say the queen is in denial. She thinks someone confused her horse's urine sample with Prince Harry's."

"What is it called when a ship attacks their own navy? Edit: Whoops wrong sub."

"My dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records... But then the librarian told me to take it out."

"It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope."

"How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !"

"technically speaking being gay used to make me happy"

"A third grader opens the door and yells to his mom. ""Mom! Today I found out I have a bigger penis than all the other kids!"" ""That's because you're 23, Tyrone."""