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Joke of the Day
"How many potatoes does it take to kill the irish? None."
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"Wait,,,, What does it mean when my bride uses air quotes during the vows???"
"Why don't the French have fireworks on Bastille day? because they would all surrender."
"Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage."
"There's three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't. Which one are you??"
"How physicists see other sciences: Biology: squishy physics Geology: slow physics Computer Science: virtual physics Psychology: people physics Chemistry: impure physics Math: physics minus the units"
"If we could only get rid of the federal government this country could be a libertarian paradise like Somalia"
"The fish's piano was making weird noises. Guess it was out of tuna."
"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"
"Why did the Pepsi executive get fired? He tested positive for Coke."