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Joke of the Day
"In hindsight, using the word ""harder"" as the safe word, was not the best idea."
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"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Trick or treat.. Smell my feet, give me something good to eat. If you don't, I don't care, I'll pull down your underwear. And that's why I was arrested, Your Honor."
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"Did you hear about the singing laptop? It's a Dell."
"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."
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