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Joke of the Day

"TIL of an incident during the Cold War when American ships, fearing a Soviet attack, nearly fired on a friendly vessel. Whoops, wrong sub."

"Why would I donate 2 to save a kid's life? I'd rather spend that 2 on a condom to prevent a kid's life."

"In WW2 my granddad broke the enigma code... machine."

"What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas? Cancer."

"I head the singer of ""Chandelier"" is visiting my town I'm looking out for her, but I just can't Sia!"

"I lost my watch the other day. I'm sure it'll turn up, but there's no telling when."

"With a name like Freddy Mercury... shouldn't he have done heavy metal?"

"What does Popeye use to toss his salad? Olive Oil."

"Old Mother Hubbard.. Old Mother Hubbard, went to the cupboard. To Fetch Poor Rover a Bone. When she bent over, rover took over. And gave her a bone of his own!"

"Discipline in the Home by Wilma Child-Begood"