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Joke of the Day
"A Swiss Army Knife is a lot like a pod of dolphins... Multi-porpoise!"
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"Interviewer: When were you most satisfied at your last job? Me: After lunch, next question."
"My pedophile support group kicked me out last week I was getting a little behind"
"(original) I just got my flu shot and tried to draw something, but it still looks shitty. I thought it was supposed to make me artistic?"
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS3 in return."
"What's the opposite of the word uncle-off-her? It's an aunt-*on*-him."
"I had plans to start researching sinkholes But they fell through"
"I'm pretty sure God is a Black Woman Who else would be a single parent whose Son was killed by the authorities under suspicious circumstances?"
"If this gets 1000 upvotes, my wife and I will try anal... Please don't, her strap on is huge"
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"