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Joke of the Day

"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."

"What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning? Getting a right call."

"Well I finally solved my drinking problem, I joined Alcoholics Anonymous Yeah I still drink, I just use a different name, that's all (Courtesy of Rodney Dangerfield on The Johnny Carson Show)"

"Did you hear the one about the deaf kid? Neither did he."

"Why was the policeman in bed? Because he was an undercover cop"

"If you're clever, what do you call a german waffle house? Luftwaffle!"

"Ninety percent of being an accountant is fighting off the babes..."

"What is the one food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."

"Doctors love to slip in that worst case scenario. ""It could be a cold or strep throat or WEST NILE VIRUS but I'm sure it's nothing."""

"I stopped going to my colorblind therapist. He could never tell when I was blue."