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Joke of the Day
"Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry."
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"Republican luminary Sarah Palin. If I have to explain then its not funny. If I have to explain then you most likely voted for the Republican luminary Sarah Palin."
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"Need a punchline. And.... Go! http://i.imgur.com/t57uK.jpg"
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"I never chase a man. I always go for the ones who are too fat to run."
"How do you get a Jewish girls number? Check her wrists."
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