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Joke of the Day

"A man married his own secretary thinking that she will still follow his orders as before."

"Did you hear about the furry who got detained at the border? The guards thought he was a drug mule."

"Wanna hear a good joke? You."

"The best advice my parents ever gave me was not to push too hard because that's how Elvis died."

"Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!"

"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"

"Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ? He wanted to find Pluto !"

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"

"Just once I want to wake up to something exciting. *Wakes up next to spider crawling on pillow."