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Joke of the Day

"Scarecrows love farming When I asked him why he loved farming so much he just said, ""Hay, it's in my jeans."""

"What do call an old man that asks questions? Pop Quiz"

"After a night out with friends a man comes stumbling home late He's greeted by his wife looking stern with her arms crossed. She exclaims ""Drunk again!"" He replies ""Me too!"""

"Quick: how do you un-shake a baby?"

"What do you get when a fat guy and a butterface have sex? A Burka! He covers his body, and she covers her face!"

"Did you hear about the stolen Tesla? I guess now it's an Edison"

"Did you hear about the band Kansas getting arrested for kidnapping at the airport? They tried to carry-on my wayward son."

"What's the opposite of Tim Walken? Tim Daly."

"Why do ducks try to avoid eating out? They're always stuck with a bill."

"When life handed Chuck Norris lemons, he made chocolate pudding."